Joke of the Day

Thursday, 11 October.  Okay, first I admit that I'm a little bored, but it's been raining most of the afternoon and we can't get any TV on satellite nor over-the-air, so I'm exploring the Internet (oh, man there is so much out there).  Ran across the following joke on a New Zealand website.  I cleaned it up a bit (you know those Kiwi types).  Calling this my "Joke of the Day."  Even comes with a new logo.

Editor's Note:  The following funny in no way is intended to indicate that this blog condones drinking, drinking to excess, or driving while intoxicated.

Last Friday night, a cop was staking out the local bar looking for possible drunk driving violations.

At closing time, he saw a guy tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys in five different cars before finding one that fit his key. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. During this time, everyone else left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his car and began to pull away.

The cop was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered a breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The now very puzzled cop demanded to know how that could be.

The driver simply smiled and replied, “Tonight I’m the designated decoy.”

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Oh, come on now, that's funny!